Monday, May 24, 2010

Cancer is Boring

If you are looking for something fun and exciting, don't pick cancer. It's boring. You're tired, you don't look your best, and have a paleness to you that people don't seem to like. You become obsessed with your diet and treatment plan. What's more, your stories aren't interesting.

I was at a small gathering the other night and started telling of some of the exciting developments in my life of late. "Yes, well, I JUST got a great juicer on eBay for good price. I mean, the bidding the last day went like this..." The eyes of my listener glazed over. Then some chap who had just gotten back from Alaska started telling interesting stories about how rugged things are up there and what work he was doing for some oil company. So much for my juicer buying adventure.

So, looking for fun? Travel. Join a book club. Take a cooking class. Learn to ski. But cancer? I can't recommend it. Not if you want fun stories to tell.

5 comments:

  1. You are never boring...You could talk about paint drying and the rising price of potato salad and be positively riveting.
    By the way, what does your juicer look like? It sounds interesting! :)

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  2. Wendy Millstine, NCMay 26, 2010 10:55 AM

    Dear Robert,
    You don't know me but I was first introduced to you via one of your educational videos while I was a student at Bauman College in Berkeley, CA. Later, I attend Boulderfest and became more acquainted with your products, speakers, and preventative approach to health and wellness. Your research and information, combined with your sensational humor, really left a lasting impression on me. I am writing to thank you for the tremendously positive impact that you've had on my life and the lives of my clients. Your work infuses my work, and together we're a part of a larger web of connected healers. Thank you for your inspiration, insight, and visionary presence in our shared community.

    Sending you potent healing prayers and many blessings of gratitude,
    Wendy Millstine, NC
    Santa Rosa, CA

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  3. Robert. If you get bored I want a new nutrition book written by you because you are the top general in the quest for the nutritional revolution. There is still a lot of work to be done in society and there is no one better than you to lead it. I love the boulderfest tape when you quoted a study, then you gave the exact page number it can be found. that was the best. Plus you have had the chance to interview all the modern day healers across America and all this information is priceless and all the crayhon research info needs to available for the cause.

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  4. I have to totally agree with you Robert. I like the cooking class idea much better!!! Thinking of you as always and sending many warm thoughts your way!

    Sylvia

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